Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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