Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I want a burrito.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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