seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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