I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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