but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
We need to rekindle our bromance
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just gargled with NyQuil
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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