i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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