p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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