hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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