you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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