I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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