you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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