she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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