I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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