So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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