Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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