i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
it's like iHOP with fire
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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