Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize
