I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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