can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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