Sry I called you an 8
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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