One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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