I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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