we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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