this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Randomize
