we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
