? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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