u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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