After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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