I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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