I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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