You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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