I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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