I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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