i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
