My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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