Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You can't motorboat a personality
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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