her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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