So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.