There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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