Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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