those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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organizing the empties. That sober.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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