yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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