you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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