just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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