Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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