Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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