I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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