Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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