you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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