Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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