he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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