Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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