Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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