is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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