Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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