So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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